Girls’ Underwear Like You’ve Never Seen Them Before
Lingerie is by far one of the best man’s inventions; we love to see girls in them, and even better when it’s off, but little do we know about the wacky, far out, underwear that we never imagined existed. Here’s a list of the twenty sure to capture your attention lingerie.
Take Them Shopping
What may look like a bra is more than just a bra when it comes to the “No! Shopping Bag Bra,” created by Triumph International Japan, this luscious red colored bra is padded with a do-it-yourself shopping bag. Grocery store might just be worth the time stopping by, we might actually see women turning their little bras in to a shopping bag.
Warm Up
We don’t exactly understand why women would want to wear warm bras unless they are out of the Eskimo world but either way, the ‘Warmbiz Heated Bra,’ just like the title can be heated. Save the power of the heater by putting this silicone bra in to the microwave or warm it up in the hot water bottle. Warm milk anyone?
Chop, chop
Never forget the chopsticks again with this yet another eco-friendly bra, “My Chopsticks Bra,” designed with hidden chopsticks, especially for the ladies to save our planet earth. Rice, Miso soup, chopsticks, and you in between can be quite entertaining. For those with food fetish, go get your girlfriend one of these!
Read Me
For those who love to look, keep looking, because this LED Message Bra is the perfect description for you can look but you can’t touch, with the “Do Not,” scrolling around the front. We wonder how it would look like under the thin white shirt, probably shining out reminding us, we can only look!
Simply Empowering
If your iPod battery is dead, fear no more, your date might turn around and say, “Here let me help you with that,” plug and done with this Solar-powered Bra, anything is possible. Just released in May 2008, this go green bra set comes with power for iPod and two pads that can actually hold drinks! How about that for a change?
Let’s Vote
The field of politics may not be your thing but it sure is if your girlfriend happens to own one of these, “Voter Turn out Lift-up!” bra. Designed for the ladies to be what we may call, a politics-cheerleader, if you’re lucky enough, you might find yourself watching the uniquely captivating cheerleading moves, so pick up your pen and start ticking, all over her that is.
Chest Pouch
Women and fabulous bags are best friends but apparently they have taken it to another level, combining a bra with a bag equals, “Power Pouch.” For the sporty girls who would still like to carry their lip gloss and what not to the gym, they can now throw in all their stuff and keep them next to their heart, right in their chest.
iPop the iPod
Mixing the two great inventions of lingerie and music players together is the iPop bra, with a secret pocket to keep our favorite iPod. The ladies can now conveniently touch the tip of the bra and start shuffling the songs around. If you have a song to request, why not politely ask her if you can go through her library, you might find what you’re looking for.
USBra
We love the USB, whether it’s the hub, the flash drive, the mini-USB fan, but Universal bra is something we’re still trying to make sense of, however, we are still keeping an open mind for the ladies with futuristic imagination, out of space kind of space kind of fantasy, and for those of us who have trouble unhooking the normal bra.
Make Me Content
We have seen women talk about the seven holy chakras and the power of yin-yang, now the Japanese invented a bra to actually make them balanced “La-la” tourmaline-embedded bustier is said to be made from the snake oil tourmaline, substance that helps reduce stress and also cell phone radiation, bye Miss Cranky, and say hello to Miss Happy.
Beer Breasts
Forget breast implant, it’s the new thing to have beer implant, or so we’ve seen. The Winerack of the Beer Belly, is aim to increase women’s breast size naturally, the man’s way we suppose. Simply fill beer into this magical beer bra, and viola bigger softer breasts, and let’s not forget the fact that it’s beneficial considering the fact that people can actually drink out of it!
Type Me
Another made for the girls with serious need to satisfy the geeks fantasy, the Angel Kitty Keyboard bra is of course equipped with a soft padded keyboard. What may look like a sexy kitten from the side is seriously useful in front if you happen to lose your keyboard somewhere, lay her down and get to work.
Candy Girl
We love to eat and we love girls, the two of them together is simply delicious, which is exactly the concept of Candy Bra. Multi-colored eye-soothing, mouth drooling sweets turned into a bra is wearable and edible, as simple as that! So start licking the candies away to get to the good stuff under it!
I Glow
Glowing in the dark stickers and body paint is probably so yesterday, but glowing fur bra is the ‘it’ among some ladies who loves to be the center of attention. GlowFur needs no description, the brand itself is pretty to-the-point, it’s a glowing fur! You’ll never miss your date again if she has furs on!
Free Bra
Whether she’s planning to wear a low front dress or a backless dress, she can worry no more, with this invention of a melon-look-a-like strap on the boobs bra, suitable for C cup and above ladies only is called, “Freedom Bra,” by Faveo. Word is, this bra actually stays on well, quite impressive we must say!
Biniki Bikini
Now here’s something catchy, it’s not a bikini but a ‘Biniki,’ also known as a butt bra, a strap on that ladies wear over their daily underwear to have a J-Lo look-a-like butt. Listen up, this Biniki is not only for the ladies, there’s Mankini, yes designed for the men, if you long to the butt guy, grab one of these for yourself.
H2Bra
Evian, the well-known French mineral water has taken their product to the next level by creating the Evian Water Bra. Forget sweaty breasts because this Evian bra can of course be filled with water ensuring the breasts to be hydrated at all times.
Play Me
We would assume that the ‘Intimate Gaming Bra,’ is made for the ladies who are dating a serious gamer and are in need of some TLC. The bra is not just a bra when it comes to this particular bra, it’s a game console, and you might find yourself playing two of your favorite games in one time.
Golden Phoenix
You might want to start jotting down what you can do if you have 1.9 million dollars in hand right now, a brand new Lamborghini Gallardo, a fancy apartment, and throw in a bunch of latest gadgets in your list and you’d still have some money left! Now that’s the cost of this Phoenix bra and definitely something we wouldn’t want our girlfriends to buy!
All Day Breakfast
Forget bras in the market and let us just decorate our girlfriends with bacon is probably the concept of this do-it-yourself bacon bra. No you can’t buy them anywhere, it’s no where to be found, but apparently some of the ladies got quite creative combining breakfast and breasts together. Are you ready to eat?