About
About Juice Mag
No nonsense. No commitments. No censorship. No Negativity.
Juice Mag was established in 2008 by a small group of people wanting to start a “lads mag” with a difference: Easy navigation, great images, more info about women - from women, tools that we would use ourselves and, above all that, great and appealing content!
The Team
Mr Pink - Founder and Marketing whatsit
Mr Pink is a sick dog with a dark sense of humor. We have no doubt some of his favorite jokes would get him arrested. By day he dreams of working on a private yacht in the sun while by night he works in his dark cave. Although a non educated guy, he’s been around the block a few times and knows the score.
Mr Pinks lists The Godfather
, Pulp Fiction
Mr Blue - Resident Fish Monger
Mr Blue is a dark horse. He says the reason he wears sunglasses at his desk is to protect his eyes from staring at the computer screen for long period of time (cough, cough, what a load of bullshit!) - And you know what, the girls fall for it! hahaha A nice fellow at heart, although addicted to shitty talk shows he plays through his iPod on a daily basis, we respect Mr Blue as he’s a true ladies man. Mr Blue writes our guides dealing with dating, including our infamous Dating Tips Guide.
Mr Blue rates I Robot
Mr White - Juice Bender Blender
Although you would think Mr White was mute if you met him, he’s not - He’s just busy working out complicated mathematical calculations in his head when blending the sites core code together. If you have ever met a programmer before, you’ll agree that they are a unique breed. Mr White is no different.
Mr White lists Shawshank Redemption
Mr Red - Site Caretaker
Mr Red is responsible - na, hell is he! Like most webmasters, Mr Red is the slacker of the bunch - coming in late every day and looking at sites he shouldn’t be looking at during work hours. He also tries to look good, but the skinny pink t-shirts don’t exactly fit in with the rest of the grey office walls. That may be the reason why Mr Blue, who just so happens sits opposite Mr Red, wears sunglasses - who knows? Mr Red is also the office light weight - 3 sambookas and he’s on the floor with sick in his ears.
Mr Red adds Princess Mononoke
Ms Yellow - The Boring Journalist
Every office has someone that is super responsible and grown up, don’t they? Well, Ms Yellow is our “I’m Ms Responsible” She likes to join in the fun, but from a safe distance - she has to be safe. Ms Yellow likes to write on our non-naughty projects as she’s a little prude.
Ms Yellow lists Edward Scissorhands
Ms Orange - aka Juicy Lucy
Ms Orange is the office loud mouth - she’s the one with the massive ego! Within her first 2 days at the office, she had replaced our average sized mirror in our little toilet to an even bigger one. There are even rumors that she asked for a spot light to be placed above the mirror - Although we can not confirm this. We are not sure why, as she already has a mirror on her desk. Saying that, she does have a heart of gold…. when she’s not talking!
Ms Orange rates Why Men Don’t Listen and Women Can’t Read Maps
Mrs Green - The Office MILF
Mrs Green is popular with everyone in the office, down the canteen, in the 7-11 and with the taxi drivers outside. Why? Well, she has a great knack of pulling strings inside people’s brains that they didn’t even know they had - she just knows how to work with people, make them feel good, and has those “I want to sleep with you” eyes that most find hard to resist. When she’s not trying to be sexy (which is never!) Mrs Green writes on our saucy content.
Mrs Green enjoys the Matrix
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Contact
We receive soooo many emails every minute of the day that we must warn you it might take us 6 weeks to respond. (especially if we are down the pub pissing away our small profit margins from the suckers who advertise with us) So if you must contact us, you’ll find the form here.
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