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About Juice Mag

No nonsense. No commitments. No censorship. No Negativity.

Juice Mag was established in 2008 by a small group of people wanting to start a “lads mag” with a difference: Easy navigation, great images, more info about women - from women, tools that we would use ourselves and, above all that, great and appealing content!

The Team

Mr Pink - Founder and Marketing whatsit

Mr Pink is a sick dog with a dark sense of humor. We have no doubt some of his favorite jokes would get him arrested. By day he dreams of working on a private yacht in the sun while by night he works in his dark cave. Although a non educated guy, he’s been around the block a few times and knows the score.

Mr Pinks lists The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Saw (all 4 parts!) along with Fight Club as his favorite films. Some of his favorite books include Wilt by Tom Sharpe and Damage Done. His musical tastes are varied, but you would normally find him listing to Trevor Nelson on a Saturday night.

Mr Blue - Resident Fish Monger

Mr Blue is a dark horse. He says the reason he wears sunglasses at his desk is to protect his eyes from staring at the computer screen for long period of time (cough, cough, what a load of bullshit!) - And you know what, the girls fall for it! hahaha A nice fellow at heart, although addicted to shitty talk shows he plays through his iPod on a daily basis, we respect Mr Blue as he’s a true ladies man. Mr Blue writes our guides dealing with dating, including our infamous Dating Tips Guide.

Mr Blue rates I Robot, 28 Days Later, The Terminator, The Sixth Sense and Cast Away as some of the best movies he’s seen. His favorite books include The Silent Takeover by Noreena Hertz, Open World: The Truth about Globalisation by Philip Legrain, The Book of Animal Ignorance by Stephen Fry, The God Delusion and The Blind Watchmaker by Richard Dawkins. As for music, he’s a huge fan of The Kaiser Chiefs, The Streets, Radiohead, Blur, Coldplay

Mr White - Juice Bender Blender

Although you would think Mr White was mute if you met him, he’s not - He’s just busy working out complicated mathematical calculations in his head when blending the sites core code together. If you have ever met a programmer before, you’ll agree that they are a unique breed. Mr White is no different.

Mr White lists Shawshank Redemption, The Butterfly Effect, 50 First Dates, Love actually and Saw as his top films. As for good reads, he recommends A walk to remember, Can You keep a secret, The prince and the pauper, Kitchen and The Joy Luck Club. Nirvana, Incubus, Muse, Limp Bizkit and Oasis are some of Mr White’s favorite bands.

Mr Red - Site Caretaker

Mr Red is responsible - na, hell is he! Like most webmasters, Mr Red is the slacker of the bunch - coming in late every day and looking at sites he shouldn’t be looking at during work hours. He also tries to look good, but the skinny pink t-shirts don’t exactly fit in with the rest of the grey office walls. That may be the reason why Mr Blue, who just so happens sits opposite Mr Red, wears sunglasses - who knows? Mr Red is also the office light weight - 3 sambookas and he’s on the floor with sick in his ears.

Mr Red adds Princess Mononoke, The Italian Job, Life is beautiful, A Space Odyssey and Trainspotting as some of the best films he has seen. His favourite books include A Short History of Nearly Everything, Fish! A Remarkable Way to Boost Morale and Improve Results, A History of the World in 6 Glasses, Six Thinking Hats and How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion. As for music, he always listen to John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Mika, Feist and Susan Wong

Ms Yellow - The Boring Journalist

Every office has someone that is super responsible and grown up, don’t they? Well, Ms Yellow is our “I’m Ms Responsible” She likes to join in the fun, but from a safe distance - she has to be safe. Ms Yellow likes to write on our non-naughty projects as she’s a little prude.

Ms Yellow lists Edward Scissorhands, The Silence of the Lambs, 27 Dresses, Munich and Sweeney Todd as some of her favourite films. She also rates Harry Potter, The Davinci Code, P.S. I Love You, Digital Fortress and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as her favourite books. As for music, she loves Mika, Maroon 5, Avril Lavigne, Shayne Ward and James Blunt

Ms Orange - aka Juicy Lucy

Ms Orange is the office loud mouth - she’s the one with the massive ego! Within her first 2 days at the office, she had replaced our average sized mirror in our little toilet to an even bigger one. There are even rumors that she asked for a spot light to be placed above the mirror - Although we can not confirm this. We are not sure why, as she already has a mirror on her desk. Saying that, she does have a heart of gold…. when she’s not talking!

Ms Orange rates Why Men Don’t Listen and Women Can’t Read Maps, He’s Just Not That Into You, Why Men Marry Bitches, The Secret and Blink as her all time favorite books. Her favorite films include: Something’s Gotta Give, City of Angels, Pirates of the Caribbean, Match Point and The Prestige. As for Music, she really enjoys listening to: Erykah badu - baduizm, Hed kandi: twisted disco, Jamiroquai - a funk odyssey, Madonna - hard candy, Ministry of Sound: chill out sessions

Mrs Green - The Office MILF

Mrs Green is popular with everyone in the office, down the canteen, in the 7-11 and with the taxi drivers outside. Why? Well, she has a great knack of pulling strings inside people’s brains that they didn’t even know they had - she just knows how to work with people, make them feel good, and has those “I want to sleep with you” eyes that most find hard to resist. When she’s not trying to be sexy (which is never!) Mrs Green writes on our saucy content.

Mrs Green enjoys the Matrix films, 300, Gladiator, Star Wars films and P.S. I love you. As for Books, anything by Stephen King and James Hurbert. Great bands she likes include The Artic Monkeys, Amy Winehouse, Robbie Williams and the Stereophonics.

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Contact

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