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Launching Spot The Ladyboy! Can you tell the difference?

July 29, 2008

Today at Juice Mag we are launching a fun game that tests your knowledge on spotting ladyboys. 20 guanine women up against 20 ladyboys - You have to guess which is which.

Check out the Spot The Lady Boy and then test your scores against your friends!

Suggestions, comments and ideas to improve the game are very welcome :)

10 Tips For Perfect Kissing

July 23, 2008

Do you kiss like a sink plunger? Snog like a fish or have been told you kiss like a vampire? Well help is on hand! We have Ten Tips that will have you kissing like a real Romeo with enough passion to have your lady weak at the knees in no time!

10 Tips For Perfect Kissing

Lip Maintenance

Your lips are one of the most sensitive parts of your body, they are are prone to sun and wind damage which can make them dry or chapped. As a perfect kisser you do need to have nice lips. We are not suggesting that you start to wear ladies lippy! lol but a little lip balm on a regular basis will keep your lips very soft and kissable.

Relationship Status

Before you even think about going in for a snog you need to think about your relationship with the lady in question. Have you just met? Have you been seeing her for a while? Is she your wife or long term partner? You need to tailor your kiss depending on your relationship status, after all you don’t want to scare the poor girls away by getting too passionate to quickly.

Read The Signs?

There is nothing more embarrassing than going in for a kiss before the girl or lady is ready, it leads to blushing (yes men blush !!) and you’ll no doubt feel like a right plonker. Read your girls body language, is she getting closer to you? Is she touching you affectionately? There will be signs that she’s thinking of kissing you or wanting to kiss you, so make sure you pay attention. This way you will know the right moment. Hat tip: check out our Signs Of Attraction article if your not to sure where you stand!

Gently Does It

It’s always best to go in gently with the first kiss, there’s no rush and it’s always nice to tease a little. Start off softly, gently brushing your lips against hers, even if you’ve been with the girl or lady for a long time. Show her you have a sensual side and give her a taste what may come later. Depending on how she responds you can then decide to get more passionate or not, this way you are less likely to get it wrong.

Body Space

Don’t be too up close and personal straight away as she may feel uncomfortable especially if it’s a new relationship. The last thing you need is her thinking you are too full on. Try to let her move towards you, this way she will feel in control of the kiss and relaxed enough to let things flow.

Don’t Drown Her

For goodness sake make sure you give yourself chance to swallow, from a kissers point of view nothings worse than feeling like your snogging a wet fish. It is possible to swallow just using your tongue towards the back of your mouth, this way you don’t have to break the perfect kiss. The kiss should be perfect for you and her so make sure she doesn’t feel like she’s drowning!

To Tongue Or Not To Tongue

French kissing (using your tongue) should only be used at the right moment, again you have to assess your relationship and situation. Slipping your tongue into a girls mouth when you are on a first date can be seen as too forward as well as possibly embarrassing for her. Also passionately French kissing in the wrong place or at the wrong time can again cause embarrassment for your lady as well as people around you. If you want to be the perfect pucker upper then you need to keep French kissing to moments when you have a chance to take things further. Depending on the girl, 99% first time kisses are done in private. The perfect French kiss should be slow, teasing and sexy, just like foreplay.

Hands On?

Knowing what to do with your hands can leave you feeling awkward after all you don’t want to seem like an octopus but you don’t want to seem like an amateur either. You can combat this by showing your affection without copping a feel. While you are sharing your intimate moment you could gently take her hands in yours, maybe softly cup her face with your hands or if it’s not a new relationship you could caress up and down her back to make her tingle all over. Again you are showing her what may come later.

Eyes Wide Open

While you enjoying your perfect kissing moment with your beautiful lady don’t be tempted to open your eyes to see if she has hers open. We’ve all been there and as you know, the moment you do, your eyes lock and you instantly break the kiss. Be confident enough to keep your eyes closed and just enjoy the experience. If she opens her eyes and sees that yours are closed there’s a good chance she’ll get back to enjoying the experience.

Practice Makes Perfect

Don’t panic if you aren’t a great kisser, like everything practice does make perfect and if you use our tips, with time your kissing skills will improve. You may find that some of these tips aren’t for you and some are. Everyone is different and don’t forget not all girls and ladies are good kisser’s either so you are not alone.

Do you have any good kissing tips you would like to share? As always, leave them in the comments :)

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Top 10 Stupid Ways to Become Famous

July 22, 2008

Have you ever dreamt of being a celebrity or at least so famous that everybody knows who you are only by looking at you for a second? If you don’t look like Brad Pitt or Cristiano Ronaldo and are even not good at acting or have incredibly talented at football, it’s quite impossible to become somebody. But wait, if you’re those wannabes but you’re not qualified at all, do not worry! We have several ways out for you but you’ve gotta make sure you’re kind of an extraordinary person ;)

Top 10 Stupid Ways to Become Famous

1. Sell your life on eBay

eBay is a center point for online traders and buyers around the world, why don’t you try selling some weird stuff, really weird I mean, in order to become famous. Recently, a British man has sold his entire life; car, house, job and an introduction to his friends on eBay for 200,000 pounds and now he is well known He’s appeared on the media including in the online news which surely will make him more famous! You might want to repeat the idea unless you don’t mind being a homeless celeb.

2. Attack the United States of America

Had you ever known who Osama bin laden was before he was claimed to be involved with the 9/11 attack? Most of you might not have even heard of his name but now you even know where he’s from and what he looks like as you’ve seen his pictures everywhere. Also, a Korean Cho Seung-Hui became well known worldwide as the Virginia Tech massacre with his biography on wikipedia after committing mass murder of 32 people. Deal with the US if you dare and if you’re fool enough!

3. Be a freak on youtube

This is the easiest way although it might sound a little bit stupid as you have to act like a weirdo and people throughout the world will get to see you freaking out! You just shoot a video with you on it and put it on youtube, make sure it looks creepy, weird or funny enough. Not really sure if you will succeed? Ask Chris Crocker on ‘Leave Britney Alone’ or a guy from ‘Cholates Rain’. Their videos have gained millions of views so far.

4. Assassinate someone famous

Life is not lasting but fame is! Killing someone famous will make you famous, the more famous that person is, the more well known you are because his/her fame will pass directly to you as a murderer! The way is pretty easy as you don’t have to prepare loads of stuff for video shooting or to go online for an auction, you just kill someone famous and then prepare for the upcoming fame. You’re guaranteed to be extremely famous especially in a prison!

5. Make a home sex video

This way is a little bit similar to acting like a freak in y